Pathan


Pathan Mob¡Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya:
PehLe H¡ SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ßhaga D¡Ya
SawaL Tha?
Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy?
Pathan : Cartoon Network

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 494 views
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Bhikhari- Chumma nahi
maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai…:

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