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Warning To Shoplifters: Anyone Caught Sh

Warning To Shoplifters: Anyone Caught Shoplifting Will Be Beaten, Gagged, Whipped And Tortured. Any Survivors Will Be Prosecuted To The Full Extent Of The Law.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 949 views
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