Sardar
Aik doctor apne dost se:
?yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main
apna clinic khol lon.
Dost:?tumhara khyal to naik hy
magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai..
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 670 views
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