A man received message from his neighbor

Sorry sir !! I am using your wife.

I am using day and night.

I am using when u r not present at home.

Infact I am using more than U R using.

I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.

Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.

Few minutes later he received another message.

Sorry Sir, spelling mistake..,

it is not wife but wifi.

by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 877 views

NO C!!!

Santa meets his friend Banta
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B…!
Banta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?



Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan ka ?aita Awaaz ?adal ker Apnay Master ko ?all kerta Hy..

“Maira ?aita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa ?akta”

Master Awaaz Pehchan ker Ghussay ?y ?ola..

Tum kon ?aat ker Rahay Hou?

?acha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu ?aat ker Rahay Hain..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ye aapke sir pe choti kyun?

Santa to Pandit – Ye aapke sir pe choti kyun?
Pandit – Ye antena hai, isse aache VICHAR aate
hai,
Santa – Kamaal hai, mere sar par DISH TV hai fir
bhi kuch nahi aata.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa ke ghar Ladki

Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..

Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.

Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai. Banta: kya kiya?

Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

miss student

Miss: Aj tum late kyu Aaye?
School 8 baje Shuru hota hai phir dair Q ki?
Bcha: Miss Aap b na bs…
Meri
itni fikar mat kiya karen log shak karte hain..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)