Larka:tm kon si cream lagati ho
Larki khush ho k:koi nai
Larka to lagaya kar na kali

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 467 views

Sardar

Sirdar jee yar dostoun k saath apnay ghar maen baithay houay thay aur unki biwi apni friends k saath holidays per ja rahi thee aur packing ker rahi thee. biwi ki taraf daikhtay houay apnay yaaroun ko kehnay lagay" meri biwi kitni bholi hai. usko pata bhee hai k maen ous k saath nahi ja raha phir bhee wo condom pack ker rahi hai

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Dafa ho jao

Dil me nafrat le k bethe ho humri hi mehfil me humare hi lye



faraz


chalo shabash dafa ho jao

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

I Love U Jaan

Murga Murgi Se:
I Love U Jaan. Main Tumhare Liye Kuch B Kar Sakta Hoon,

Murgi: Haye Allah Sachi,
Murga: Haan

Murgi: Chalo Phir Aaj Anda Tum Do….!.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pthan or Bhikari

Bhikari Pathan se: Mujhe Khany ko kuch mil sakta hai?
.
Pathan: Kal ki roti kha lo gay?
.
Bhikari: Haan Jee Bilkul
.
Pathan: Acha tu phir kal Time se ajana

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Website under construction

Looking up websites on infertility, I found an address that sounded interesting. I clicked on the link and was taken to a site that said, “This page is under construction.”

I looked closer and saw in smaller print: “Check back in nine months and see what we’ve accomplished.”

I bookmarked the addresss and went back several months later. Posted was a full-page picture of a beautiful nine-pound baby girl.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)