Fat cow give you

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Egg!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the Goat give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!" -

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1069 views
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