The Meaning of Dreams

A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."

by (few years ago!) / 737 views
(Not Rated Yet)

Similar Jokes

1 pagal khali paper ko bar bar

1 pagal khali paper ko bar bar choom raha tha.
2pagal:Ye kya hai?
1Pagal: Love letter hay
2pagal:Magar ye to khali hay
1Pagal: Aaj kal bol chal band hai

by (few years ago!)
I can kiss without touching

Boy: I can kiss u without touching U
Girl: U cant
Boy:Laggi shart 20,20 ki?
Girl: OK
Boy kissed her
Girl: U touched me
Boy: Oay khapp na paa... ay lay 20 rupay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Wife to husband

Wife to husband: " What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"

Husband to wife: " Golfing with friends, my dear."

Wife to husband: " What ? At 2 am ? "

Husband to wife: " Yes, We used night clubs.

by (few years ago!)
ap ny pichly saal Eid per


ap ny pichly saal Eid per meri Ammi ko LOHY ka Bed banwa k diya tha ,

Is dafa kiya Irada hai ?

Shohar: Is saal us men CURRENT chornay ka Irada hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Court Me Faisla Howa

Court Me Faisla Howa
90% Pathan Bewakof Hote Hn
Is Pr Pathano Ne Kafi Shor Machaya
Phr Samjhaya Gaya K
10% Pathan Bewakof Nhi Hote
Tab Ja Kr Mamla Thanda Hva.

by (few years ago!)

Girl 2 Pandit: Ji mere 2 affairs hain, un dono main kis ke saath shadi hogi? Woh khush naseeb kaun hoga??

Pandit: Pehle se shadi hogi aur dusra khush naseeb hoga.

by (few years ago!)
Maan…………. “Hamid kiun ro rahe ho?

Maan…………. “Hamid kiun ro rahe ho?”
Hamid…………..”ammi master saheb bimar the aur wo ………..wo ………..”
Maan………….”Kia hoya margaye kia be chare?”
Hamid………….” Aji kahan margaye………….tandarost hogaye hain.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Tm tu khete they

Biwi : Tm tu khete they shadi k
Bad b mujh se pyar kro gay?
Husband: mujhe kia pata tha k tmhari shadi mujh se
H ho gi…………………..D

by (few years ago!)
Pthan ne galti se ksi ko

Pthan ne galti se ksi ko 100 ka balance bej dia.

Phr call ki

O yara hmara 100 rupy wapis kro

Pnjabi: hmare pas to 80 aya hai

Pthan: ruko ruko yara hum 20 or bhjta hai.

by (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

One cute and young girl

The Meaning of Dreams

Bahar Nikal

Mithai Ki Dukan

Police officer attempts to s..

Me Ny Bohat Sary Paise Bacha..

what is the extreme limit

is muhawre ko samjhao

Difference between a cat and..

Chemical formula for water

Existing Users Login
User ID  
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook