Girls are like an internet virus:

They enter your life,

Scan your pockets,

Transfer your money,

Edit your mind,

Download their problems and

Delete your smile

So please download the software SayNoToGirls.EXE to save your life otherwise the hardisk of your heart may crash

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 518 views

Infection Nahi Zung Lag Gaya Hai

Lady: Mere Lips Pe
Infection Ho Gaya Hai

Doctor: Kiss Kitni Baar Karte Ho

Lady: Saal Me Ek Baar

Doctor: Infection Nahi Zung
Lag Gaya Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Tumhare abbu

Teacher:
Tumhare abbu kya kaam karte hain?

Bacha:
HPS k maalik hain.

Teacher:
Nice.Acha ye HPS ka kia matlab hai?

Bacha:
“Haji Pkora shop”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

While walking in the highlands

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A man received an unknown call..

A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u

Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar...

Man : wtf..... :-P:-D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Koi peeche mere pair

Wife: aji, koi peeche mere pair choo rahaa hai.
Husband: peeche mud ke apna chehra dikha, woh choonaa bandh kar dega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)