Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho

GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?

Boy
30 se 40

GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?

Boy:
Nahi Main
"Naeei" hon

by Raju (few years ago!) / 344 views
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