BBC Reporter Pathan Se
BBC Reporter Pathan Se:
Ye Batayien K Platform Pr
Kharay Saray Pathan Kese Maray?
Pathan:
Ek Elaan Hua K Train Platform
Par Aa Rahi Hai Sab Ne Patri Par Chlang Laga Di
Reporter: Phir Aap Kese Bach Gye?
Pathan:
Mein Khudkushi K Liye Patri
Par Leta Tha Ye Elaan Suna To Mein Platform Par Ja Kr Lait Gaya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 735 views
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