Ladies Only
Munna and Circuit take a ride on the BEST bus. They sit down on a 'Ladies Only' bench. A few women come over:
Lady: Please!! Yahan se uthiye!
Circuit: kaiko?
Lady: Kyonki hum mahilayein hain!!
Circuit: To kya hua? Hum dahi layein hain!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 606 views
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