Bole Toh Baelgaadi
Munna bhai -Circuit, bole toh yeh ford kya hai? Circuit -Bhai, gaadi hai.
Munna bhai -Toh phir, yeh oxford kya hai?
Circuit -Bole toh, simple hai bhai, ox mane bael, ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh baelgaadi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 623 views
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