Welcome to “Sach ka samna”

Welcome to “Sach ka samna”
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Jawab sirf haan ya na me dena hai
Toh lo aapke liye pehla sawal

Kya aapne mandiro se chappal churana chor diya hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 423 views
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