Captain of Military

Captain of Military: Naujawano aage bado;

Santa aage nahi bada;

Captain: tum aage kyu nahi bade?

Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawano aage bado, mein 10ve num pe tha!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 413 views
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