ZEHAR EasyLoad kerwata ho
A man saw a snake on his Mother-in-law's Bed.
Man to Snake: Meri saas ko dus lo.
Snake: Aby kya dus lon? Main isi se to apna ZEHAR EasyLoad kerwata ho.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 519 views
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