Mai Andha Ho Gaya Hon
Ek Larka Doctor se Lagta hai Mai Andha ho Gaya hon.
Doctor Ne uski Aankhon ko Check kia
Aur kha nahi Beta Tumhari Aankhein tu theek hain.
Larka: Tu phir Newspaper Mai Mujhy Apna Roll Num Kyun Nazar Nahi Aa Raha?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 560 views
Similar Jokes
Pati:-jab bhi main is talwaar ko dekhta hoon to mujhe ladai per jaane ka mann karta hai.
Patni:-to phir jaate kyon nahin?
Pati:-phir unki tooti hui taang yaad aa jaati hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive sid
by usmanzahid (few years ago!)
Dipu To Pappu-Tum Do Roti
Ek Sath Kyu Khate Ho..??
Pappu-Dr. Ne Mujhe Double
Roti Khane Ko Kaha He..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ahmed FARAZ vs WASI Shah
=*=*=*=*=*=*=
1. Urte hue parindon ko koi qaid nhi kr skta "Faraaz"
Jo apne hote hain woh khud he loat aate hein..!
=
Wasi reply to Faraaz
.
Na rakh Umeed-E-Wafa kisi parindy se "WASI"
Jab par nikl aatay hain apna hi Aashyana bhool jaty hain.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Santa Ki Gf Romantic Mood mai thi usne santa se kaha mere gahr koi nahi hai aa jaao
Santa-tu mere ghar aajamere ghar sab log hain.Tera man lag jaayega.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Masterji Bacche Ka Lunch Kha Gaye...
.
.
.
.
...
Masterji: Beta Ghar Ja Kar Mera Naam Toh Nahi Bataoge na?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Bachha maasom awaaz mein bola:-
Ji Main Keh Dunga mera lunch kutta
khaa gaya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife- Jab Aap Chashma Utaarte Ho Tab Handsome Dikhte Ho
Husband- Ha Dear, Jab Mai Chashma Utaarta Hu Tab Tum Bhi Bahut Khoobsurat Dikhti Ho.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: Wo jis ki mochen hain
Frnd: Mochen to sub ki hain
Khan: Wo jis k sufaid kapre hn
Frnd: Wo to sb k hi hn
khan ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh geya he wo hmara dushman hy:
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sagar Ki Geeli Ret Par Ek Ladka Betha Tha.
Usne Apne Sath Bethi Ladki Se Pucha: "Tum Bolti
Kyun
Nahi?"
Wo Palkein Jhuka Kar Muskurai Aur Ret Pe Likha,
"Muh Mein
Gutka Hai"
Kitni Sharif Ladki Hai Yeh
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boy kissed her girlfriend while they are sitting in a public place
Girl: No dear that’s not the time for that all ll be after the marriage.
Boy: Don’t worry my sweet heart I am already married.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)