pathan & film
# Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara.
2nd Pathan: Kyon?
1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi,
Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha,
“Kaminey” Film Dekhne Chalen
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 695 views
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