Bachcho kabhi sharab

Teacher:-bachcho kabhi sharab mat peena,jhooth mat bolna,kabhi nonveg mat khana,kabhi ladki ko mat chhedna.aur apne desh ke liye jaan de dena.

Ek bachcha:-de denge sir,sala aisi zindagi se to marna achcha hai.

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