Teri Teachr aa rahi
Grandpa: Teri Teachr aa rahi hai.Ja chup jaa. Grandson: Pehle aap chup jao. Aapki maut ke bahane maine do hafton ka leave le rakha hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 527 views
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