AMERICA: Hamare Kutte Fotball khelte hai.
JAPAN : Hamare Machhi Dance Karte hai.
CHINA : Hamare Hathi Cricket Khelte hai.
INDIA : HAMARE GADHE MASSAGE PADHTE HAI.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 517 views

Pathan

1 Pathan Angoor Bech Raha Tha Mgr Keh Raha Tha Aaloo Le Lo Aaloo.
2sry Admi Ne Kaha Khan Saab Ye To Angoor Hai.
Pathan. Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhia Aa Jayn Gi.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Santa Jab Fifth Class Mein Tha

Santa Jab Fifth Class Mein Tha To Ek Din Madam Ne Us Se Puchha

Madam: “Santa Batao, India Ka Jhanda Sab Se Pahle Kahaan Lagaya Gaya Tha?”

Santa Kaafi Sochne Aur Dimaag Pe Zor Dene Ke Baad Bola

Santa: “Mam, Dande Par“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

New Add Of Fair & Lovely

Fair & Lovely Ki Unseen Ad

Maa: “Nalayak, Itni Raat Tak Kaha Thi?”

Beti: “Mom, Boyfriend Ke Saath”

Maa: “Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala?”

Beti: “To Kya Hua Maa, Fair & Lovely Hai Na.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

One day evening a Sardarji

One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way…
Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter manually?

Sardarji : I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.

Friend : Is it! then, how did you come to office from home in the morning?

Sardarji : I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Undefined Things Of Boys

Tum na bahut woh ho (now what the hell is 'woh')

Mujhe tumse ye umeed nahi thi (no one will ever know what was their 'umeed')

Tum pehle jaisi nahi rahi (they will themselves change you as time passes and then throw this dialogue)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)