Ravan to Doctor: Dr saheb mujhe kai dino se loose motion ki shikayat ho rahi hai.
Doctor: wo to hona hi tha "Dus input aur ek output."
bhala kaise nahi hoga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 589 views

MachAr 1 Dharakht sy lipat Gaya

MachAr 1 Dharakht sy lipat Gaya..!

Toofan jany k baad Machar ApNa Paseena saaf kar k Bola:

Ooho Ajj Mai Na Hota To ye Drakhat Urr jata.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Mr Funny post-office me

Mr Funny post-office me money-order karvane jata hai.

Postmaster: Mr Funny, yeh note fata hua hai, change kar do.

Mr Funny: Mein apni mammi ko paise bhej raha hu. Fata hua note bhejun ya naya, tumhe kya farak padta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cat Technical Support Problems

This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on the edge of the printer next to the operator.

Well, one day we got a service call that said, "Cat caught in machine, come quick!"

When I arrived I saw everyone sitting around mending their various wounds, scratches and contusions. No sight of the cat. It appears that while they were running the machine the cat was twirling his tail in his usual fashion and stuck it down into the printer at the most inopportune time and got sucked in! Apparently, the cat absolutely freaked out and clawed at everyone who came close. They finally freed the cat, and to this day, the cat goes nowhere near the machine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Janu Ab Hum Kb Milaingay

Larki Larkay Say: Janu Ab Hum Kb Milaingay?
Larka . Ye Tou Imran Khan,
Ya Tahir Ul Qadri Hi Bataen Gay K,
Agla Jalsa Kaha Ha… ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho

GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?

Boy
30 se 40

GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?

Boy:
Nahi Main
“Naeei” hon

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)