Agar Bhagwan tumhe
Santa: Agar Bhagwan tumhe 1 wish de or Paise or akl me 1 leno ho to tu kya le.
Banta: Isme puchhna kya hai me Akl lunga
Santa: Achha jiske pass jo cheej nahi ho wohi lena chahiye
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