Farishte Qabar Mein PATHAN Ko
Farishte Qabar Mein PATHAN Ko Maar Rahy Thay...!!!
Woh Hans Raha Tha..
Farishton Ne Waja Puchi To Bola:
Hum Khudkash Hamle Mein Mara Tha..
Ye Sar Hamara Hai Aur Jism Kisi Aur Ka..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 588 views
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