BV_ne Pati k Gale Me

BV_ne Pati k Gale Me Bahein Daal Kar Kaha= Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu Mai?

Pati=BilkuL waisi Jaise
Bhagwan Shankar k Gale Me Naag Latka Ho..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 338 views
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