2 choohay darakht pe bethy thy nechy se ek haathi guzra
ek chooha hathi py ja gira...!!!

dosra chooha bola,
daba k rakh saalay ko, mein bhi aata hoon..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 543 views

Ek Pathan Interview K Lye Gaya.

Ek Pathan Interview K Lye Gaya.
Interviewer : Where Is Abu Dabi?”

Pathan: Jis Qabrastan Me Meri Ami Dabi, Wahi Per Abu Dabi ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
.
Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sardar

Ek dafa sardar ne bank se lon lekar car khrid lya but bank ka lon wapas na kar saka.
magar Bank walo ne car wapas lalya.

Sardar:agar pata huta to shadi be bank ke lon se karta.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sir Provide Me Your Pan Card No

Man At Petrol Pump: “Full The Tank Of The Car”

Attendant: “Sir, Please Provide Me

Your Pan Card No.”
Man: “What, Why?”

Attendant: “Sir, Its A High Value Transaction“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

An Organization That Makes Men Fear Marriage

The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.

It seems that in England, they had a men's club, Bachelors' Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear or even hate marriage.

The club provided a unique way to treat the problem of bachelors wanting to marry. They send over a mother-in-law in nightgown, hair curlers, and a mud pack.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)