BOY TO GIRL
BOY TO GIRL: Tum to 14v ka chand ho
Girl: Sach, kya main itni khoobsorat hoon?
Boy: Arey nahin !!
Main to yeh batana chah raha tha kay tum itni gool matool ho....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 630 views
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There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"
So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"
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ISLAMABAD
Hello Jan! chalo Aaj CHINEESE me Dinner kren.
In
LAHORE
Hello Jaan! Aaj
Film ka mood hy Tmhare sath.
In
KARACHI
Hello Jaan!
Mosm pyara hy
Chalo Sea View chalty hain.
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PESHAWAR
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Santa 100 ke note par likha number dial kar raha tha.
Banta – Ye tum kya kar rahe ho?
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DAD: How did you enjoy your school trip to the seaside, son?
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FRED: Dunno. All crabs look alike to me.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
The fourth grade teacher received a telephone call one morning. The husky voice on the phone said,
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“Who is this”? the teacher asked. The voice answered. “ This is my father speaking”.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 boy ki G.Frnd ny usy lettr likha, mujse milny 1
lrka aya hy,tumsy kahin acha hy,mei us se shadi
karungi meri pic wapis bijhwa do
larky ny apne sary doston ki G.F ki 30 pics jama
ki,drmyan me uski pic rkh k lettr likha,
lo,in mei sy nikal lo,me tmhari shakal bhool gya
hn!!!
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Faqeer: Pehle Aap 10 Rupe Dete They,
Phir 5, Ab 1 Rupya Kyu?
Aadmi Pehle Mein Kunwara Tha,
Phir Shadi Ki, Ab Bache Hein....
Faqeer: Bohot Khoob,
Matlab Mery Paison Sy Ayashian.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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