Meri Premika Ki Mang
Santa:Meri Premika Ki Mang Itani Badi Thi Ki Mujhe Usase Rishta Todna Pada.
Banta: Uski Mang Kya Thi
Santa: Shadi ki.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 538 views
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