Sasurji Ne Dusri Shadi Kar Li
Patni-Sasurji Ne Dusri Shadi Kar Li, Aap Unse Kuch Kehte Q Nahi
Pati-Q K, Unhone Mujhse Wada Kia H
Koi Acha Sa Rishta Dekh K Teri B Karwa Dunga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 546 views
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