Ek bacha mummy se

Ek bacha mummy se pitne k bad apne papa se!

Papa kabhi aap Egypt gaye ho?

Papa:Nahi beta

Bachcha: Phir itni khaufnaak mummy kahan se le aaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 309 views
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