Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then, what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 572 views

Sardar

SADR TRAIN MA APNI BERTH PY APNI WIFE K
SADR TRAIN MA APNI BERTH PY APNI WIFE K UPER LETA HUA THA'
EK STATIOON PY TRAIN RUKI'
EK ADMI NY KHIRKI SY MUN ANDR KR K POCHA SARDAR G JGA HA;
SADR,PAGAL DIYA PUTRA TENU NIE DESDA BANDAY TY BANDY CHARYA JGA KITHOO HOI.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Laloo: Doctor, when I take

Laloo: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet.

Doctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Geeta- “Seeta, meri ghadi kho

Geeta- “Seeta, meri ghadi kho gayi,
kya tumne kahi dekha hai?”
Seeta- “Nahi, chalti thi ya band thi?”
Geeta-”Chalti thi|”
Seeta- “Tab jaroor kahi chalkar gayi hogi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k agar wo roz 3 km chalay to 1 saal mein 50 kg wazan kam ho jayega.

1 saal baad pathan ne doctor ko call ki: wazan to kam ho gayi magar 1 problm ho gayee.

Dr: wat problm.

Pathan: khocha ham apna ghar se 1100km door pohanch gya h

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Tere Kolon Aj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani

Pathan: Halwai Se,
Tum Kitne Saal Se Jalebi Bna Rhy Ho!

Halwai: Bare Fakhar Se
30 Saal Se,

Pathan: Lakh Di Lanat E
Tere Kolon Aj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)