Teacher 2 student
teacher 2 student art ki copy pe sab train banao me 5min me aarhi hu
10min baad
te-train dikhao
stu-aap late ho gyi train 5min phle hi chali gae..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 631 views
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