1 Party me sab log ulti kar rahe
1 Party me sab log ulti kar rahe the..
Banta: Sab ko kya Hua?
Santa: Maine Ulti ki thi,
In Logo ko Bura Laga, To Maine Wapas Pee lee
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 603 views
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