Do Sharabi Sadak Pe Ja Rahe The

Do Sharabi Sadak Pe Ja Rahe The Ki Achanak Unhe Aayna Mila

1st Sharabi-Ye Photo Kiski Hai

2nd-Abe Gadhe Itna B Nahi pata Ye Photo To Meri Hai

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