Aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha Hey
Girl: aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha Hey Kitney ka Liya
Boy: Race Mey Jeeta Hey
Girl: Wow Race Me Kitne Log They
Boy: 3 Police Waley 1 Mobile Shop Wala Or Main.:)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 672 views
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