Beta Apko School Jana Kaisa
Dad: Beta Apko School Jana Kaisa Laga?
Beta: Suchl Jana Acha Laga Aur Schl Se Lautna Bhi Acha Laga.
Bas Beech Ka Samay Hi Acha Nahi Laga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 603 views
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Super pogo joke... ;)
PATI : "Main 5 din ke liye baahar ja raha hoon..."
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PATNI : "Theek hai,
lekin jaldi aakar mujhe surprise mat dena.. warna tum khud surprised ho jaoge."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.
Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc. His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names." The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
A sardarji, having bought a new phone with the latest model of answering machine had to disconnect it the very next day.
He was very disturbed when he heard his friend say, "abey, phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hoon".
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: "impossible" shabd mere dictionary mein nahi hai
Banta: arey yaar, ab bataake kyaa faayda. dictionary lete samay check karlenaa thaa na
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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Madam to santa-Translate it to eng"Mere sir de Baal,Uud gaye hawa de naal" Santa's rply -"Hair of your tind ..Have gone with the wind ..Ting ting teeding"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Faqeer Bachi Se
ALLAH Ky Nam Pe Dy Beta.
Bachi:Mei Beta Nhi Beti Hun.
...
Faqeer:ALLAH Ky Nam Pe Dy Beti.
Bachi:Mera Naam Sabiha Hy.
Faqeer:ALLAH Ky Naam Pe De Sabiha.
Bachi:Mera Poora Naam Sabiha Parveen Hy.
Faqeer:ALLAH Ky Naam Pe Dy Sabiha Parveen.
Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat.
"Maaf Kro BABA" =D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
How to impress a woman:
Compliment her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
tease her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....
How to impress a man:
Show up naked,
Offer beer.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Imagine: Amitabh Bachaan In Kaun Banega Crorepati:Who Is The Chief Minister Of Gujraat A) Laloo Prasad Yadav B) Nitish Kumar C) Mayawati D) Narendra Modi
Sonia Gandhi: Narendra modi.
Amitabh Bachaan: Lock Kar Diya jaaye???
Sonia Gandhi: Lock kar Diya To main Apako 2 Crore Doongi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)