Santa-Omlet Lekar Aao
Santa-Omlet Lekar Aao
Waiter-Kaun Sa? Spanish Ya Italian
S-Koi B Mujhe Khana H, Usase Baat Nhi Krni
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 589 views
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