Sehwag”s wife wants him to go to the market, but Sehwag is afraid to venture out in public.
He feels people will go after him for his dismal performance on the field with the willow.
So he does go to the market dressed as a woman.
There, a beautiful woman comes up to him and says, “Kya Sehwag, kaise ho?”

by Aamir Shehzad (few years ago!) / 645 views

Test Match

Ajeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?

Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.

Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.

Raabert: Yes Boss.

Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai .....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek charsi

Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai bohat talash kya magar nhi mili,

Sham ko ghar aaya tou bakri samne bandhi hui thi,

Ghuse mai aa kar bakri zibah kar di,

Khud bhi khai or doston ko bhi khilai,

Jab subha so kar utha tou dekha bari sahi salamat khari thi,

Aur kuta gayeb tha……

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek Bihari cycle chalate

Ek Bihari cycle chalate aur gungunate hue kahin ja raha tha aur raaste mein ek aurat se takra baitha.

Aurat chilla kar boli: Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???

Bihari: Poori cycle to maar di, abhi break maar kar kya faeda.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai

I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai…
(My neighbour say all this to me)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Pappu Ki Biwi Aur Kutta Dono Beemar

Ek Baar Pappu Ki Biwi Aur Kutta Dono Beemar Ho Gaye,

Pappu Un Dono Ke Liye Dawa Lene Gaya Aur Dukandar Ko Kaha Ki,

Dono Ki Dawaein Alag Alag Lifafe Main Daal Kar Unke Naam Likh Dijiye,

Main Nahi Chahta Hain Ki Mere Kutte Ko Kuch Ho Jaaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)