One snake to other
One snake to other
1st- Arrey yar lagta hai mera jahar kam nahi kar raha.
2nd- Kaise?
1st- Abhi abhi maine khud ko kata hai lekin kuch nahi hua
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 527 views
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