ladka-jaanu mai tuhe subha se
ladka-jaanu mai tuhe subha se shaam tak shaam se subha tak pyaar karunga...
girl-to jaanu fir mai potty krne kab jaungi?????????
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 575 views
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