Pagal Sikh Sy:Tm Muslman Ho?
Pagal Sikh Sy:Tm Muslman Ho?
Sikh:Nhi ma Sikh hn
Pagal:Nhi tm Muslman Ho
Sikh:Nhi ma Sikh hn
Pagal:Nhi tm Muslman e Ho
Sikh:Nhi yar ma Sikh e hn
Pagal:Nhi tm Muslman e Ho
Sikh Gusy Sy:Han Han Ma Muslman Hn
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Pagal :Lgty to Sikh ho.
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