The teacher asks the Sardar

The teacher asks the Sardar: You have 10 chocolates,
you gave 5 to Anjali, 3 to Manju, and 2 to Smitha. What do you have now?

Sardar: Three new girlfriends!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 386 views
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE ?

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……

Thats why boys go to college

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
teri meri

Teri meri
Meri teri
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Light aani hai mushkil…
2 ghantoun main b yea na aa
pay…
Sara din beet jae Sari rat jagae
or light ka khiyal lamha lamha
Tarpae ye terap keh rhi hy.
Mar je zardari tery mery damiyan
jo hy doshman
Mombati jala kr geo

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
I Ws In A Taxi Wen The Taxi Driver

I Ws In A Taxi Wen The Taxi Driver Said,
"I Luv Dis Job !!
I'm My Own Boss,
Nd Nobody Tells Me Wat 2 Do"

Den I Replid:Aage Se Left Lena :-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
sharabi shoher

BV: Sharabi Shohr ko Sabq Sikhany k lye kala libas pehn kr khari ho gai Shohar Jhoomty hue, kon hu tum? BV: Shetan Sharabi: Hath milao mn teri Behan ka Shohar hon 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Rubber wali shawar

apnay hi hotay hn jo pajama kheench k bhaag
jaatey hain
faraz
warna gheron ko kya khabar k tum rebber walii
shalwaar pehente ho

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her

Boy1:How?

Boy2:v were caught sleeping together

Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Driving School Test

The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?

A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?

A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?

A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?

A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?

A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
jb tum poori terha se toot chuky hoty ho

Agr tum us waqt muskura skty ho jb tum poori terha se toot chuky hoty ho,
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To yaqeen jano tawady to wadi film koi nai..:-D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
honesty in politics

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.

The higher up you go,

the scarcer it becomes.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
hamesha garam rehney wali cheez

Wo kaun si cheez hai jo fridge me rakhne k bad b
garam rehti hai..?.
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Nhi pta..?
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Garam masala :D
Dekha bachpan se genius hu pr kbhi ghamand nhi
kiya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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