Mubarak ho aap ke ghar

Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai.

Santa : Wah g wah kya technology hai, Biwi meri hospital hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 311 views
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