Santa: Tuhari car ka tyre puncture kaise hua?

Driver Banta: Ik daaru ki bottle iske neeche aa gayi thi.

Santa: Tumhe bottle nazar nahi aayi?

Funny Banta: Bottle uss bande ki jeb me thi jo meri car ke neeche aaya tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 545 views

Grandpa commits suicide

A boy comes running into the kitchen and says, "Mommy, mommy! Grandpa hanged himself in the living room!"

His mother runs into the living room, and sees no one there. Angrily, she says, "Listen. You should never lie like that to me again, do you understand!?!"

"I'm sorry," says the boy. "I was just kidding. He hanged himself in the basement."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathano Aur Sikhon Ki Hukumt

Ek Waqt Aisa Aye Ga Jab Sari Dunia Par
Pathano Aur Sikhon Ki Hukumt Ho Gi Kyun K
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?Baqi Insan Traqqi Kar
K Kahin Aur Ja Chukey Hon Gay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Liza and Ann

Ann: What does your husband do?

Liza: What a husband should do.

Ann: I’m not asking about the night, but the day.

Liza: OK. He does the same during the day too.

Ann: I’m asking what he does for a living!!

Liza: That’s what I’m answering. He is so excited all the time. Day or night, it doesn’t make any difference to him. He is always in the bedroom.

Ann: A s*x maniac?

Liza: No, not at all. He is always in bedrooms breaking the lockers. He is a burglar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Doctor:-(Mareez se)

Doctor:-(Mareez se) "Ager mary elaaj se tum tandrust ho gaye to kia do ge?"

Mareez:- "Mein qabrein khodta hon, Aap ke liye muft mein qabar kho don ga..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Double insult

Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy..
Khan: To phir..?
Waiter: 20 Rs to hon..
Khan: Main tumhari double insult nhi kr skta..!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)