Satna: Ek bar mere upar se
Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya, par fir bhi muje kutch nahi hua.
Banta: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi... Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya, me fir bhi bach gaya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 529 views
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