Funny Pandit Ji
Funny Pandit Ji: Raat mujhe ik admi ne CHAKU dikhakr loot liya.
Friend: Lekin tumare pas to Gun hoti hai.
Funny Pandit Ji: Wo maine chupa di
warna wo bi loot leta !!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 579 views
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