Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 618 views

Ek Ladka Bas Stand Pe

Ek Ladka Bas Stand Pe Khadi Ek Ladki Ko Chedte Hue Bola

Ladka: “Aur Sunao Madam Ji, Kya Haal Chaal Hai?”

Ladki Gusse Mein Boli: “Jo Teri Behan Ke Hai”

Ladka Besharmi Se Hanste Hue: “Woh Toh Pregnant Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

whom do u like more mama or papa

Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa

kid: both
Papa: no tell me 1
Kid: both
Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris Where u go
Kid: paris
Papa: this mean u like ur mother
Kid: no
Paris is beautiful then america
Papa: if i go paris & ur mother go america so where u go
Kid: america
Papa: why kid: bcuz i havent been there before

Papa: Ullu da Pattha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

girl friend bhi saath hai.

Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.

Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.

Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho

GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?

Boy
30 se 40

GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?

Boy:
Nahi Main
“Naeei” hon

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

money can't buy

1- Money can't buy happiness... but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.

2- Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.

3- Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember u when he is in trouble again.

4- Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

5- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
So Cheers! :-)

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)