Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao

Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh murgi bhi tumari.

Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na plz?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 383 views
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