Sharabi Road par pada tha
Sharabi Road par pada tha.
Policeman- itni Q pee rakhi hai?
Sharabi- mazburi thi
Policeman- kya mazburi thi?
Sharabi- botal ka dhakkan gum ho gaya tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 594 views
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