Maalik Ne Pappu Ko Naukri Se Nikal Diya….

Maalik: Meine Jab Se Tumhe Naukri Se Nikala Hai…. Tum Roz Mere Ghar Ke Saamne Tatti Kyun Karte Ho,

Pappu: Aapko Yeh Ahsaas Karane Ke Liye Ki Naukri Se Nikalne Ke Baad Mein Bhooka Nahi Mar Raha Hoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 524 views

my wife is too good

Man : My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.

Friend : Ahh!!! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Sheikh Sahib on his death bed

Sheikh Sahib on his death bed.
My wife where r u?
Yes,I m here!
My sons, My daughters, r u all here?
Yes,papa
Tay fer naal de kamray da pakha q chal rya aay?:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Quaid-e-Azam in Peshawar

Pathan ne illegal dewar bnai
Ksi ne kaha kuch aisa kro k dewar
purani lge
Pathan ne dewar pe likh dia
Hum QUAID E AZAM ko peshawr any pr
khush amdid khty hain.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

GOLU ankhay band Kar k shishee k

GOLU ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha..

MOLU ne pocha khan bhai kia karrahe ho..??

GOLU bola yar hum dekhraha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan aur 20 rupay

Pathan: Aj Me Bus Ke Peache Ghar Tak Bhagta Huwa Aya Ho
Or Kirye Ke 20 Rupe B Bacha Lie.

2sra Pathan:
Tum Bhut Bewakoof Ho Rikshe Ke Peache Bhagte
To 80 Rupe Bach Jate. :

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)