Wife: Suniye, is sunday mujhes cinema dekhna hai, dher saari shopping karni hai aur five star hotel mein khana
khana hai…..
Husband: Phir aaj mandir chalte hain..
Wife: Mandir kyun ?
Husband: Bheek maangne ke liye….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 572 views

Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh

Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway
station.
Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to
Ludhiana?"
"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I?" asks Gani Singh

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Police wala apne bache se

Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna tv dekhna
band

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Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do":-

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Karan Johar bar me

Karan Johar bar me Beer peene aaya..

9 bottle peene ke baad,

Waiter :Aap ko chadhti kyu nahi?

Karan :"Main mard hoon"

Waiter: Chadh gayi saale ko...!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

meri tou chappal toot gayi hai 

Aek admee langrata hua ata hai usey dekh kar dou docotr apas main jhagrte hain ,
aik kehta hai ke uski haddee toot gayi hai
doosra bolta hai ke nahi us ka angootha nikal gaya h ai
dono mein kafi behs horahi hoti hai to
teesra doctor bolta hai chalo us se hi poch lete hain usey poooch tay hain tou woh bolta hai nahi, meri tou chappal toot gayi hai 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Good Memory

An big Elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.

"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)